Deploying a proxy to itself
The slot proxy fronts the GPU box, and my own LLM calls route through it. So the moment I deploy the proxy, I'm deploying the thing that's currently serving me.
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The bug that wasn't in upstream
After a slot restore, the first request came back at 0% cached. The second one was warm at 99%. Nothing looked broken — the KV rehydrated fine, the logs were clean, and yet every restore paid a full re-prefill on the turn right after it.
A front layer for local inference
The llama slot proxy is the piece I'd least expect someone to build and the piece I'd least like to work without. It sits on port 8081 and fronts whatever engine currently owns the GPU, and it's the only thing the clients talk to.
The Proxmox balloon ate my model
A 125B MoE needs about 44 GiB of visible RAM to start. On the same boot, the VM went from 48.0 GiB to 15.9 GiB, and setup stopped with "smallest model needs 32 GB".
Runaway thinking
Three requests hit exactly 65,536 completion tokens. 240, 252 and 287 seconds each. Thirteen minutes — 12% of a 1.75 hour window — in three requests, none of which delivered an answer.
The 401 spam that wasn't HA
Gotify kept pinging with 401s. The natural read is "an app's token is broken" or "gotify is down." Neither was true. The gotify server is healthy, and the 401 was content inside a forwarded log line. The thing posting the alert was loggifly, the log-monitor container, matching a keyword in a container's access log and forwarding it through Apprise.
This is the class of work: gotify ping, who actually posted it, what container logged it, who the real client is, what the true cause is.
The 56 GB that wasn't there
The GPU VM on the Powerspec box runs a 27B model that keeps its experts resident in RAM, so I wanted more RAM for it. The host has 64 GB, the VM had 50, and I figured I had room to grow. I bumped the VM to 56 GB and the host OOM'd. Twice.
This is the story of why, and it's mostly a story about assumptions I didn't check.
The false alarm that became the watchdog
The first run of the health watchdog reported pbs-backup-local as inactive, a CRITICAL on a backup path that was perfectly fine. The storage was healthy the whole time. What the watchdog actually caught was a momentary auth handshake, and it treated one bad sample as ground truth.
That false alarm is why the watchdog works the way it does now.
The one-byte bug
The voice assistant on the HA box has three legs: speech-to-text on the GPU box, an LLM brain, and text-to-speech back out. For weeks, a full pipeline run over the websocket died in about 30 milliseconds. The whisper bridge log showed a client connecting and immediately disconnecting with zero audio. Read that as "HA can't reach the bridge" and you'll chase it for days.
It wasn't HA. It wasn't the GPU. It was my own test client, and the whole thing came down to one byte.
The stale mount that ate half the backup windows
The PBS datastore on the external drive was shared into the VM over a PVE virtiofs mount. Backups failed roughly half the time, always with the same error, os error 23 — ENFILE, too many open files. Half the 03:00 UTC vzdump window was going to waste, and the failure looked random.
It wasn't random, and the fix wasn't a better mount.